Sunday, November 13, 2011

Only Because I'm a Loser on the Internet

So I'm a bit of a loser.

I legitimately will choose to be alone basically all weekend, even when I am asked to hang out. Even if it's something awesome.

From the hilarious blog of CATVERSUSHUMAN
Yeah, this is my life. Except I have only one cat. And no laser pointer. But you get what I mean.

Most People's Perfect Day:
(may include, but is not limited to)
- A Party
- A Concert
- Clubbin'!
- Drinking (Alcohol)
- Scary Movies
- Staying Out Until The Sun Comes Up
- People

You get the idea. A good round of stylish, socializing, and cool fun. The key word being socializing.

My Perfect Day:
- A Good Book
- My Bed or The Couch
- My Computer
- Drinking (Juice, Tea, Cocoa, etc.)
- Disney or Harry Potter
- An Early Night In
- Alone with my Cat


The other day, on my Friday off from school, I was basically laying around in my room until noon. Then, around two o'clock, I decided to clean. Pretty spontaneously. 

So, for the first time since I moved into that house about 5 years ago, I organized my entire room. Just for fun. It took almost 8 hours. I was working from 2:00 to around 9:30. At one point during the evening, at four or five, my friend called me to hang out.

Everyone was going to go see a movie or just hang around downtown engaging in teenage shenanigans. Mind you, very innocent shenanigans. The few friends I have are quite wholesome. :]

But I told her, "Well, I'm pretty invested in what I'm doing."

"Well what are you doing?" she asked me.

"Cleaning.."

Yeah, I'm that many lames.


That's me. Alone and friendless, except my cat and the people who have to love me like my family. And my cat doesn't even like me that much.

But that's the way I like it!

Friday, November 11, 2011

Hilarity in the Form of Pictures

Chortle. :D I linked this so if you can't read it/zoom in, you can see it on the page.

Do want. ^


Yeah. Basically the best joke ever.









ZING!


*No copyright infringement intended. None of these pictures are mine, I just think they're basically the most hilarious/awesome pictures ever.